1. In reimagining of classic origin story, Peter Parker now gets powers not from the bite of a radioactive spider, but bite of radioactive Hebrew School student Irwin J. Spiderman.
2. Stan Lee has cameo as creepy high school custodian that keeps trying to get Peter alone in the school locker room.
3. Director Marc Webb showcases the high-octane action sensibilities that drove (500) Days of Summer and the Maroon 5 “Harder to Breathe” video.
4. Post-credits teaser of Frank Langella working naked at a sewing machine humming softly to himself - then holding up what appears to be a giant suit covered in green feathers…
5. With great power comes marginal storytelling.